Well, the first thing the Eagles do is hurl a bag of monkey urine into the Jets draft room for stealing our player. 

Then they take our card to the podium.

Cook is a need pick. The Eagles didn't address the tight end position in free agency, which means help has to come from the draft. This year's tight end class is deep. Unfortunately, after Pettigrew, none of the guys can block, but they can all run and catch. Cook is the fastest of that bunch and if he's still available here, it's a no-brainer pick. Now we just hope he's not the next L.J. Smith.

The Minnesota Vikings are on the clock.

54. Vikings
55. Falcons
56. Dolphins
57. Ravens
58. Patriots
59. Panthers: catscratchreader.com
60. Giants
61. Colts
62. Titans
63. Cardinals
64. Steelers

33. Lions
JAMES LAURINAITIS, LB, OSU

34. Patriots (from Kansas City)
CONNOR BARWIN, LB, CINCINNATI

35. Rams
BRIAN ROBISKE, WR, OSU

36. Browns
WILLIAM MOORE, S, MISSOURI

37. Seahawks
ROBERT AYERS, DL, TENNESSEE

38. Bengals
BRANDON PETTIGREW, TE, OKLAHOMA STATE

39. Jaguars
RON BRACE, DT, BOSTON COLLEGE

40. Raiders
MICHAEL JOHNSON, DE, GEORGIA TECH

41. Packers
WILLIAM BEATTY, OT, CONNECTICUT

42. Bills
MAX UNGER, G/C, OREGON

43. 49ers
JOSH FREEMAN, QB, KANSAS STATE

44. Dolphins (from Washington)
DARIUS BUTLER, CB, CONNECTICUT

45. Giants (from New Orleans)
MARCUS FREEMAN, OLB, OHIO STATE

46. Texans
TYRONE MCKENZIE, OLB, SOUTH FLORIDA

47. Patriots (from San Diego)
EVANDER HOOD, DT, MISSOURI

48. Broncos
CODY BROWN, OLB, UCONN

49. Bears
DUKE ROBINSON, OG, OKLAHOMA

50. Browns (from Tampa Bay)
ERIC WOOD, C, LOUISVILLE

51. Cowboys: thedallascowboys.net
PATRICK CHUNG, S, OREGON

52. Jets
DONALD BROWN, RB, UCONN

53. Eagles
JARED COOK, TE, SOUTH CAROLINA