By Don Delco
NoLogoNeeded.com staff writer
If Eric Mangini wants to come across like Bill Belichick, well, sir, mission accomplished.
Yesterday, Mangini met with the media three days until the Browns second preseason game against the Detroit Lions, more commonly known (Carmen Policy hoped) as the Great Lakes Classic.
Mangini's answers to questions didn't really answer the questions.
MEDIA: So, coach, who is starting Saturday?
MANGINI: We’ll talk about that at the end of the week.
MEDIA: Well, end of the week is Friday or, if we’re getting technical, Saturday. How about then?
MANGINI: It will be the same this week as next week. I’d like to go through the whole week and see what happens during the course of the week.
MEDIA: (Audible) Sigh.
MEDIA: OK coach, I understand. How about by the third preseason game? I mean, coach, we’re getting pretty close to the regular season. I’m sure you’d want to settle on your first team quarterback so he can get as many reps with the first team offense, right?
MANGINI: Not necessarily, no. If it works out that way, then I’m okay with that. I think it will be another good opportunity to see where we’re at.
MEDIA: (Noticeably audible) Sigh, again.
NLN: And there you have it. The Browns are no closer to naming a starting quarterback than a week ago. Most viewed coming out of last Saturday’s game that Quinn has the edge, but it seems he and DA are neck and neck.
I think we can all agree this needs to end very soon. At what point does this become detrimental to the offense moving forward? It's debatable, but we're getting close. Neither quarterback is outstanding and at NoLogoNeeded we are leaning toward Quinn simply because it seems he has better on-field presence and leadership.
In other news:There wasn’t much news. The Browns did announce the final days of training camp in Berea will be Aug. 24-26 from 1:30-3:30 p.m.
Waiting For Next YearRick asks if there is pressure on Alex Mack. On Tuesday, Joe Thomas had an excused absence and Mack played first-team center with Hank Fraley at left guard and Eric Steinbach at left tackle. This came on the heels of Mack struggling in the preseason opener.
Speaking of that opener, anyone else notice that when Mack first appeared on the field, it went unmentioned? It's the team's first-round draft pick for goodness sakes. Such is life as a lineman, I guess.
Cleveland RebootDK at Reboot channeled his inner Oprah and posted a few items for a book club. Among his books is the Football Fan’s Manifesto written by Michael Tunison of
Kissing Susy Kolber.
Manifesto's Ten Commandments of Being a Football Fan.
1. You Must Choose Your
Team by the Age of Eight.
NLN: Check.
2. Value That Team Above
All Else, Even Yourself.
NLN: Check.
3. Under No Circumstances
Can You Switch Teams (And Expect to Live).
NLN: Check.
4. There is a Limit to the Amount
of Merchandise You Can Own (But It's Very Generous).
NLN: Does buying a Bernie Kosar Fathead for the living room surpass that limit?
5. Sportsmanship is for the
Athletes. Fans Can Gloat Endlessly.
NLN: Gloat? Browns fans haven’t done that since the LBJ
administration.
6. A Self-Induced Coma to
Skip the Off-season is a Practical Solution to an Annoying Problem.
NLN: (Yawn) Hey, I hear the Browns play Saturday?
7. An Inoffensive Fantasy
Football Name is a Lame Fantasy Football Name.
NLN: Does naming your team the 18th birthday date of
you friend’s daughter count?
8. Wealth Doesn't Matter So
Long As You Don't Have to Work Weekends.
NLN: As long as I can afford HD, who needs to be ambitious in
their career?
9. Respect Superstitions.
If Your Team Lost, It's Because You Jinxed Them.
NLN: THE BROWN PANTS NEED TO GO.
10. In Life, the Order of
Importance: Football First, Football Second, Football Third, Family . . . uh, I
Don't Know, twelfth?
NLN: February-August, football first and family second.
September-January, vice versa.