Randy Lerner = Mr. Kruger (Seinfeld)

Mr. Kruger was George Constanza's boss and President of Kruger Industrial Smoothing. His favorite phrase was, "I'm not too worried about it." I have to believe when someone from Mr. Lerner's personal life broaches the subject of the Browns being the laughingstock of the NFL, that would be his response. At least Kruger came to work at his own company, which is more than I can say for Lerner.

George Kokinis = Toby Felderson (The Office)

Toby is the human resources representative at Dunder Mifflin and he gets no respect in the work place. Every time he has an idea he is shot down by the regional manager who hates him. Toby gets put down for no reason, thus his confidence to speak up is as low as can be. He is the whipping boy of the organization and simply stays in the background and collects a paycheck.

How often do you think Kokinis comes in the office and says "Hey I figured out how to..." to which Mangini yells "Shut up George, nobody cares what you think!" Kokinis then slowly walks back to the "annex" and stays out of everyone's way.

Eric Mangini = Simon Cowell (American Idol)

He's harsh, he rubs people the wrong way and he has no business telling people how to their job when he has never done the job himself. He also surrounds himself with jackasses (Paula and Randy = Daboll and Ryan). He nit picks at petty things, few like him, fewer respect him. He is the villain of the coaching world and seems to like it. Honorable Mention: Eric Cartman (South Park)

Brady Quinn =  Ryan Howard (The Office)

Ryan started at Dunder Mifflin as a temp. He eventually earned his way to the top as a vice president at. His high-profile position didn't last long. He was way in over his head and was fired. He ended up working at a bowling alley. Sounds about right, huh?

John St. Clair = Random Foreign Terrorist (The first three Die Hard movies)

Let's face it, these were all pretty easy kills for John McClane. Now you have an idea of how an opposing defensive end feels when he lines up against St. Clair — easy kill.

Josh Cribbs = Nelson Muntz (Simpsons)

I am specifically referring to the episode where Nelson is the only way the Pee Wee team from Springfield can score a touchdown. When Homer takes over the team as coach, he benches Nelson for Bart in hopes of becoming closer to his son. The team subsequently loses all the games. Do you think Daboll is Jamal Lewis's father? Makes you think.

Brandon McDonald, Eric Wright, Abe Elam and Brodney Pool = SCLSU Muddogs minus Bobby Boucher (Waterboy)

They can't tackle. They can't cover. Sometimes, when a ball carrier falls down, he has time to get up and keep running. I can't help but think: Maybe Rey Maualuga was our Bobby Boucher?

Derek Anderson = Ol' Gil (Simpsons)

Ol' Gil is always trying to get his life back together. Right when it seems things will work out it all comes crashing down around him. He is an eternal loser. He will never be anything more than what he is right now, not because he doesn't want to, but because encoded in his DNA he is the ultimate screw up. Just remember DA, you only had two more payments on that hot plate.

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